Take your caffeine loyalty to the grave—literally. This bold tee features the Grim Reaper himself, cloaked and grinning, cradling a mug that proudly declares “Full Caffeine Only.” It’s the perfect uniform for anyone who treats decaf like a mortal enemy and believes coffee should pack a punch, not a polite whisper.

Crafted for comfort and mischief, this shirt is a dark roast of humor and style. Whether you’re conquering early mornings, late-night shifts, or just want to warn the world you’re only human after espresso, this is your rallying cry: Death. Before. Decaf.

This t-shirt is comfortable, soft, lightweight, and form-fitting. It's an ideal staple piece for any wardrobe!

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, or Cambodia

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!