Meet the only promotion you’ll never be late for. Our Chief Excuse Officer tee captures the art of “I’ll get to it… eventually” with a sharply dressed boss kicking back while sticky notes scream for attention. Whether you’re buried in deadlines or just masterful at dodging them, this shirt is your official badge of honor.

Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it’s the perfect uniform for boardrooms, coffee runs, or “urgent” meetings that mysteriously turn into naps. Wear it to let the world know you’re busy—just not with the thing you were supposed to do.

Elevate your outfit with this men’s premium heavyweight tee. The tee has a structured, classy fit and is both durable and soft thanks to its ring-spun cotton material. Layer the t-shirt or wear it on its own and enjoy great looks with little effort!

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!