This hoodie isn’t just clothing — it’s a statement. Inspired by the viral meme that broke the internet, this design brings the legendary line “I don’t want peace… I want problems, always!” straight to your wardrobe. Whether you’re stepping into a debate, a game night, or just Monday morning at work, this hoodie lets everyone know you’re not here for calm — you’re here for chaos (the funny kind).

Made for meme-lovers, troublemakers, and anyone who laughs at life’s madness, it’s equal parts cozy and comedic. Throw it on, watch people instantly recognize the reference, and get ready for nods, chuckles, and “Bro, where did you get that?” every time you wear it.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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