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Funny Couples Unisex t-shirt

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Celebrate love, laughter, and the eternal struggle of who gets the last fry. This “Just Married. Still Sharing Fries” tee is perfect for couples who know that marriage isn’t just about romance — it’s about survival in the fast-food trenches. Featuring a playful fries graphic with two hands grabbing at once, it’s a hilarious nod to both teamwork and low-key rivalry.

Soft, comfy, and designed for everyday wear, this shirt makes a cheeky statement whether you’re on a date night, at church socials, or just defending your side of the fries box. Because in marriage, what’s mine is yours… but fries are still up for debate. 🍟

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165

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Funny Couples Unisex t-shirt

$29.64